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Gimme a fucking spring break

Gimme a Fucking Spring Break 4 Rating: Despite flunking out of six of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in New Jersey in less than three years, I never got to experience the crazy beach rompfest marinated in cheap beer that is spring break.

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I do recall an instance, long after I dropped out of college, when a pack of four young sorority chicks tried to thrust some spring break spirit onto me, only to have it backfire on them miserably. At the time I was hooked to the gills on pharmaceuticals and living on 31st and Crenshaw in LA, so my recollection of that period is rather numb and foggy. I don't remember exactly how they ended up staying at my house for a week, but the leader of their pack was the younger sister of break friend of my little sister.

I recall my sister's friend being hot with big tits, so when her little sister Facebooked me asking if she and her three classmates could come gimme at my place, I allowed my mind to paint a body with big tits underneath her profile picture. Sadly, my painting art elective was just one of many classes I failed, and her tits, if she ever had them, were left in New Jersey.

Gimme A Fucking Spring Break Vol. 5

Their knock on my door came far too early on a morning when I was already far too late for work. It was frantic and didn't stop. I knew what it meant. I'd heard that knock quite often in the cherokee da ass porn star Fucking lived on my all-black block that was run by the Crips; my visitors were shit-scared of getting raped, killed, or maimed by spring gangbangers who leaned on my front fence morning, noon, and night.